iamvulpesvulpes:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

this is my kind of ring.

hershpa:

you know what’s not fair

normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two

but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR VAGINA

why is that

pupbutt:

i literally dont understand the point of making a bed

goodbye2-youu:

brentsupertramp:

NO BUT KITTY

THATS YOUR FOOT

YOU DONT BITE YOUR FEET

kitty makes it all better

OHMYGOD

dailygags:

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thewastedgeneration:

someone come over